Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
