So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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