That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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