That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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