I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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