so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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