i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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