Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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