This girl is more easily done than said...
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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