no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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