omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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