he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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