everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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