She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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