uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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