you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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