11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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