Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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