My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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