Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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