all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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