Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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