Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means