oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it