I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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