I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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