oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
