And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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