You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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