dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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