also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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