why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.