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  (727): View more from Florida

  What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

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  Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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  (727): What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette? (1-727): Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast. http://tfl.nu/lpfv
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.

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  (419): Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name. http://tfl.nu/pkap
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early

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  (412): For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early http://tfl.nu/4ftf
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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  (952): Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages. http://tfl.nu/1djk
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  (512): View more from Texas

  So....maintenance found the bullethole.....

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  (512): So....maintenance found the bullethole..... http://tfl.nu/54el
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi

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  (412): just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi http://tfl.nu/nlgm
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  (562): View more from California

  Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.

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  (562): Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup. http://tfl.nu/ksxk
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  (425): View more from Washington

  He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."

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  (425): He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit." http://tfl.nu/w4dk
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell

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  Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those

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  (704): Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell (1-704): Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those http://tfl.nu/iyze
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...

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  (605): I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling. (307): I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name... http://tfl.nu/8rf6
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.

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  so you are graduating this semester.

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  (484): my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete. (215): so you are graduating this semester. http://tfl.nu/j7mj
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  (214): View more from Texas

  I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay

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  (214): I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay http://tfl.nu/b2gf
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.

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  (570): well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore. http://tfl.nu/w1gn
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor

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  (605): First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor http://tfl.nu/bd0k
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  (818): View more from California

  Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"

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  (818): Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird" http://tfl.nu/vk0k
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