8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter