I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon