xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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