I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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