i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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