I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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