She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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