I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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