Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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