If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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