She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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