You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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