Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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