OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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