Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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