I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You need Xanax blowdarts
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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