All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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