pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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