I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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