Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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