Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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