His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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