We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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