yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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