all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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