yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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