I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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